After the unfortunate event with my brother the earth saw fit to reject my labor.I do not fault her for this nor do I fault the Almighty for suggesting that she do so. Notwithstanding, this turn of events has made my life a bit more complicated than the lives of my former brethren.
Of course I have found an alternate means of survival as is my right as a son of G'd no matter how strained that paternal relationship may be. Not to minimize or ignore that damaged relationship I will have it known by all that the Most High and myself have come to an understanding. For his part He has placed His a letter of his divine name on my brow and has agreed to forestall my well deserving punishment until that last day. For my part I have agreed not to kill anyone that ain't got it coming, which turns out to be such a rare breed of man as not to have inconvenienced me yet.